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Julia, french little baguette, at your service.
A long long time ago, this used to be an artblog. Nowadays, you'll find bits of everything.
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youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

wow these jeans look great
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but they look familiar
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oh

the-guardian-of-fun:

I was cleaning my files when I found these! So many memories <3 They’re at least a year old.

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

thedaisiestdaisy:

dduane:

theartofanimation:

Brian Kesinger

Who IS this woman? She needs a novel written about her and her friend.

…Look at the Mistake on the Rug. Oh God.

HEY @CLANDESTINERAPTOR HEY

(Male) Friend : I mean, come on, you're all complaining about only having problems being a woman and you don't see you have advantages and privileges men don't have !
Me : Yea I konw it's not all black being a woman, it's pretty awesome thank you very much haha, but what advantages do you have in mind ?
Friend : Well ..! .. Well you get to enter night clubs for free or cheaper.
Me : ... Only if you're pretty enough ..?
Friend : .. Well yea but no, I mean that's not fair, I get to pay full price just because I'm a dude !
Me : ...
Friend : ..BUT you get to have jobs boys can't really have !
Me : Hu ? Which jobs ? *thinking about stuff like midwife maybe*
Friend : Well, for example, maids !
Me :
Me : *bangs head in the table*

pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”

Topic: DIVERSITY IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE
Anthony Mackie: We’re in a day and age where kids deserve someone they can look up to. I’m very proud of Scarlett with what she’s been able to do with Black Widow, and how little girls can sit back and see that she doesn’t have to have superpowers, she’s just a badass. While being cool and a chick. And I like the fact that little brown kids can say, ‘hey, the Falcon is there now’, and little green kids can say, ‘the Hulk’s there’. Don’t want to leave out the Martians. I think it’s very important, and I think Marvel has been at the forefront of that, giving people the opportunity to represent every aspect of culture. It’s definitely something that was on the table, and on my mind when I decided to sign on to this project.
Topic: FANS COMPLAINING ABOUT CASTING ON GROUNDS OF RACE
Anthony Mackie: Superman, black would be the coolest dude in the world. Imagine Sam Jackson in a cape. Running around. That would be a good movie.
I think what a lot of people don’t get is, these people aren’t real. If you cast a black dude as John F Kennedy, that’s wrong. If you cast a white dude as Martin Luther King, that’s wrong. These people aren’t real. The suits aren’t real. There aren’t really superheroes in the world.
At some point in time, you have to steep yourself in reality and say, ‘hey, it’s not about what they look like, it’s about casting a good actor in the role. If you’re sitting at home and you can’t see a black guy as Nick Fury, maybe there’s something wrong with you.

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

yo where's the beat
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